The salesman rode the bull with the grace of a caffeinated squirrel, clutching his briefcase in one hand and his dignity in the other (barely). As he pitched his latest product to the bewildered rodeo crowd, he shouted, “Buy one, get a free lasso!” With every buck, he lost another business card, but gained a new appreciation for seatbelts. By the end, he’d sold three vacuum cleaners, two insurance policies, and convinced the bull to consider a timeshare in Florida.